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January 14 - 27 2001

Greetings all! Here I am back safe and sound. I have been gone you see. The short one went to Iowa for two weeks and took me and Booy with her. Charlie didn't go and as boring as the first week was I don't blame him.

The short one's father came and got us, it was a very long car trip! We went to his house where apparently the shortone once lived. Booy and i spent a lot of time playing cards. Then that slobby-brother-like person and some scraglly looking people showed up. They were up at all hours of the night playing video games, and that's when they were even there!

But the worst part is who lives withthis father of short people - NINE CATS! Of course they recognised me and i and Booy had to hide in a room with the door closed to be safe. Oh the terror as night after night the scruffy people satoutside that door playing video games while those cats scratched and scratched at the door. The yowling the hissing oh I will never do that again!

The second week was delightful! We went to the short one's mothers house and i got to see my good friend Bubbles! He showed me his drawings he's been doingon the computer and we played in the snow and did lots of fun things. Everyone left one night so we had a campout in the kitchen and were telling scary stories when suddenly they came back! We had everything drugunder the slobby-brother-like-person's bed in a few seconds. We figured it was the safest place since he never cleans under it anyway.

I met some new friends, tommy toad (a small edgar-sized toad) and Andy who happens to be Annie's brother! I always thought she'd made him up when she talked about him! He is very nice, but sad because he lives in a suitcase. He is not in good shape and could use some major surgery to repair him.

Speaking of surgery! I was forced to undergo it at the hands of the short one! More terror! But I am still alive and I do feel better now that my stuffings no longer are leaking out so allis good. i just hope the seams will hold!

I am glad to be home! Though I wish Bubbles and Mouse and Tommy and Andy could have come with me. But to each their own I supose. I mustgo now before I end up with a blister!
O